Life of STEVE

precumming:

i found my wedding cake

precumming:

i found my wedding cake

(via rainbowseal)

fullelven-winchester:

girl-non-grata:

Please note: “everyone who works retail, admin, or labor” is pretty much everyone. I can’t remember the last time I worked somewhere without “security” cameras that monitored employees.

You can’t work fast food without being monitored on the job. Seriously, guys, wake up.

fullelven-winchester:

girl-non-grata:

Please note: “everyone who works retail, admin, or labor” is pretty much everyone. I can’t remember the last time I worked somewhere without “security” cameras that monitored employees.

You can’t work fast food without being monitored on the job. Seriously, guys, wake up.

(via lucyliunareclipse)

(Source: reeku-kun, via iwyliwyr)

timtampon:

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

omg please don’t bring this back
People are converting because of this post and I’m actually Jewish oh god I fucked up

(via lucyliunareclipse)

klanos:

porrim:

so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories

and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them

suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT

I AM DYING OH MY GOD

(Source: adrianandrews, via blackteachinacup)

deeplezstonerwitch:

The best thing about heteronormativity is that straight people make signs like these.

deeplezstonerwitch:

The best thing about heteronormativity is that straight people make signs like these.

(Source: chrstopher, via iamtemporarytoday)

ventai:

dungeon-crowley:

the-amazin-flyin-jakben:

oh my word

.. i don’t even know what to say.

ventai:

dungeon-crowley:

the-amazin-flyin-jakben:

oh my word

.. i don’t even know what to say.

(Source: iraffiruse, via blackteachinacup)

literal-ghost:

missespeon:

didyaknowanimation:

Source: The Art of Dreamworks Animation

this is probably one of my favorite facts from this blog so far

THAT’S FUCKING BRILLIANT, HOLY FUCK. Aardman animation is really great. 

literal-ghost:

missespeon:

didyaknowanimation:

Source: The Art of Dreamworks Animation

this is probably one of my favorite facts from this blog so far

THAT’S FUCKING BRILLIANT, HOLY FUCK. Aardman animation is really great. 

(via blackteachinacup)